he prolly the hottest and most orgasmik person on earth!
be a fan now and stand to win a kiss, hug and full service from wen ying himself!
invite all your friends to join! if his fan base hits 1000 before chinese new year, hes gona give us all 10 bucks and a kiss. Im trading his kisses for 10 bucks.
broke my own record again! this time by about 600 points!
qx9300@ 3.1ghz gtx280s@ core 625 mem 1000 shaders 1550 ftw!
dint have time to do 3dmark 06 with the same settings but i think ill be doing it soon.
lifes been preety dull now that school seems to be taking up the entire day, everyday. when i reach home on a monday, i feel drained and near dead. by friday, i AM dead. my brain is so dead that i can hardly string words together to form proper sentences to convey messages across. i even had problems typing a proper sentence while doing a student survey thing.
the harder i try to sleep, the worse off i am. for 2 weeks now ive been trying to sleep by 10pm-11pm but i only go into a light sleep at around 12-1am everyday. i get only about 3 hours deep sleep and the rest is the kind of sleep that really does more harm than good.
my body sleeps but my mind stays concious. im fucked, real bad.
if this goes on i think ill die.
why does everyone want to act like they care? if people actually gave a fuck about people who need seats in the mrt, there wouldnt even be a need for the stupid priority seat signs in the first place.
so stop fucking acting like you give a shit. your just jealous you dont have a seat and your desperate to see the person in it give it up.
i hate inspirational/motivational speeches/videos/articles.
they often end/start with, what are you doing with your life? or are you happy with your life? or some shit like that.
what am i doing with my life? im trying my fucking best to do what ever i like because ill probably only live about 600 000 hours.
whining aside, november is the time when good games launch! from dragon age to modern warfare 2 to l4d 2!
modern warfare 2 is quite over hyped. teh trailers made it look so dam cool but after playing the campaign, i just have 1 thing to say. what the fuck?
its overly dramatic and most of all the blood is really irritating. the graphics is almost the same as cod 4 modern warfare except now it has lots of dynamic particles. the blood is also like ketchup. it covers my screen entirely when i get shot at and i cant see shit. (this is probably one good reason why having high detail is bad.)
it also appears to be like a bad port seeing that the graphics setting has become really limited and best of all, IT HAS NO DUAL GPU SUPPORT! cod 2 which came out soooooooooo dam long ago HAS dual gpu support and now, in 2009, cod 6/modern warfare, by infinity ward, HAS NO MULTI GPU SUPPORT! thats just aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeesum.
we should all go back to dos games.
dragon age is another let down. i played it for about 10 minutes and gave up.
the reason? the trailer cheat moi feelings T.T.
it had hot hot hot hot hot hot female characters in extremely skimpy clothing running around casting spells in epic battles looking all so seductive.
and it turns out, i dont get to play or EVEN SEE the hot hot hot hot hot hot female characters. the NPC characters looks a hell load better than my character and my character wears so much clothes id be thinking what? is it a hundred degrees below zero in here? if i saw her on the streets.
l4d 2 demo seems alright. but thats the bad part. l4d 1 demo sold me and i bought the game and regretted. im now considering whether to buy l4d 2 becos i dont wana get scammed by valve again.
star wars the force unleashed is probably the most fun game so far that has been released in november. why? because using force powers to throw people into the sky and force pushing them off cliffs is really fun.
im hungry. im gona eat some beeef pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
its the 3rd day of the 2nd week and it feels like this term is already nearing its end. i have made 0 attempts to pay attention in class and the lecturers have made 0 attempts to engage the class.
i have no idea what state the person who came out with our timetable was in when he drafted the timetables because it seems like he might have had about a 100 shots too many. Seriously, 4 hour breaks between lessons? starting at 8 am in the fucking morning 4 days a week? ending at 5pm 4 days a week? what the fuck man.
i just got asked today if i was filthy rich. what a phrase! i find it so amusing. how on earth is it possible to be filthy rich? does it describe a person who bathes in cash and hence is filthy because of all the germs on the bills?(yes, money is one of the most dirt-filled bacteria infested objects in the world) or is he smelly because he smells of cash?
gibson doesnt know what a rickroll is supposed to convey. actuallys, i haz no ideas either.. its just for fun la..
dell's epic stun to churn out ddr5 4870s for the alienware m17x just got screwed! apparently they advertised that their 4870s were ddr5 so LOTS OF PEOPLE LITERALLY SOLD their gtx 280 sli m17xes on ebay for INSANELY CHEAP PRICES(i mean it) and ordered the AMAZING 2x4870 2gb ddr5 crossfire m17xes.
guess what happened when they received it? ITS DDR3 MEMORY LOL! i hope dell gets sued really..
oh well i guess i should still be content owning the fastest laptop in the universe =) now to move on to the fastest desktop in the universe! haha just joking. id prolly be getting a new mouse though. my stupid teflon paddings are wearing off. im deciding whether to just stop using my mouse and keep it as a collector's item since it IS a special edition one and i <3 cnc3.
i really wished that having an education wasnt so important. studying is such a waste of time. an average singaporean wastes about 21 years or more on education. males graduate later thanks to the lovely " i love my amazing country" scheme called national service where every one with a tube looking organ between their legs have to be enlisted and tortured to enhance their genital size.
i understand that general knowledge and common sense is necessary and that many people lack basic common sense and knowledge like javiour saying 1 kg of metal is heavier than 1 kg of feathers. yes we all need some basic foundation but we dont need 20 years of crappy school where we are taught by appallingly sub-standard teachers.
Compulsory education is the beginning of the fall of an empire. thats what i believe. in today's modern world, education only serves one general purpose. creating jobs. lots and lots and lots and lots x999999999^999999 of people become teachers because teaching, is a solid career. its the type of job that some people describe as having an iron rice bowl. which makes me think why the fuck would you want to eat rice from an iron rice bowl or even want to put rice into an iron bowl considering iron oxidizes and rusts therefore you would be consuming your fragrant grains with rust complimenting it. I also wonder who the fuck would be stupid enough to manufacture iron rice bowls but thats another story.
people from various industries turn to teaching upon being retrentched or simply switch jobs to become a teacher because of the following reasons. education will never be stopped,removed and most importantly, it will never ever be unnecessary. therefore being a teacher means you'll always keep your job. the only challenge then would be sucking some higherup balls and getting a promotion.
naturally, schools(polys/unis) except applicants who have the required certification and industrial experience thinking," wow these people sure can teach laaaaa work so long liao teaching kids about what they do sure no problem one lah! besides, he sucked me off!"
unfortunately, no matter how many orgasms they can induce from their employers, they may not necessarily be good teachers/lecturers whatevertehfarkyouwantstocallit.
im really disappointed to see that schools fail to realize that not everyone can teach. some people just cant teach even if their lives depended on it. yet due to the shortage of teachers(for some reason they magically disappear and the good ones usually never stay) they hire anyone that signs up.
hence with shit teachers, come shit results and therefore the world collapses becos nerds who pia textbooks and wikipedia will not have shit results and normal people who go omfgwtfistheteachertalkingabout and end up sleeping in class will get shit results. this will cause massive elitism problems because the industry only hires the most "qualified" which means who has the most As get the job and not who can do the job better.
not sure when im going to install it though.. i think ive had enough of windows installations. maybe ill try an upgrade. ive never done it before.. but im afraid of corrupted shit
waited 4 hours for a 1 hour lesson and apparently the lecturer prolly asked himself "hey wouldnt it be fun to not show up after my students have waited 4 hours for my lesson?" and then he decided that it WOULD be really fun
fists have probably never made contact with his face before
massive balls of fire.. my win 7 appears to be insanely corrupt. i guess optimizing win 7 isnt the same as optimizing vista.. apparently i corrupted essential system files like the stupid remote access connection manager and now i cant use a mobile broadband modem and im having problems connecting to spwireless.
my drivers are also UNuninstallable cos when i try to uninstall them it says temp installer file not found. which is no suprise cos i practically emptied my ENTIRE temp folder to 'optimise' disk space.
my conclusion is, win 7 isnt very smart. it cant stop a crazy benchmarker like me from deleteing essential files. now i have to do a self debate(sounds autistic) on whether to reformat the whole dam system all over again.
people seem to categorize/call people who play video games as gamers.. thats really.... awkward. some people actually call themselves gamers.. i have no idea why but wouldnt like being called a gamer. it feels wierd. and for the record, im a pc enthusiast not a gamer. im a benchmarker. i do enjoy gaming as much but mainly its all about the highest fpses and benchmark scores
talking about computers, IM SILL SELLING MY 2 sticks of 2gb ddr 2 667mhz laptop ram(free installation if i know you and youll bring your laptop to me)
a lecturer said today, that god gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth. the reason is to listen more and speak only when spoken to/when necessary.
besides being cliche, i find it quite disturbing. if everyone had such a mindset, revolutions would never had happened and the world would not be what it is today.
the people/revolutionaries who spoke out in anger/disagreement/protest are the reason we have advancements in technology, mindset and lifestyle and whatnot
last minute time table changes have got to be the biggest bullshit of the entire school system. after looking at the time table on friday thinking it was final, i booked a hell lot of driving lessons on fridays all the way up to dec and then suddenly POOOOOOOOF! there are lessons that collide with my driving lessons. amazingly fucked up gov sponsored school system 1 : poor little school boy me 0
fuck my timetable. i wonder if the people who came up with the timetable actually took a look at it and imagined how life would be if he/she had such a motherfuckbitch timetable
ok so the 6 days in kota kinabalu are over and here i am again back in this tiny red dot on the world map which is filled to the brim with imported talents. oh and ive gotten a hell load blacker i can pass off as an FT with dark skin with shitty sunburns all over.
i think this post might end up being longer than my 200th post cos of the pics plus commentary. still, it all depends on how long i can focus on typing this post and not digress and do something else.
first of all, i would like to say that i think jetstar budget flights sux big time. seriously. its the first time im taking a budget flight and the quality of the flight is worlds apart from the normal economy class flights from other airlines. i used to think malaysian airlines suck so bad nothing can suck harder except prolly someone sucking on my dick but apparently jetstar proved me wrong. it sucked harder than i imagined.
first of all, it literally is BUDGET in every single sense. the plane is a A320 which is fucking small and the cabin is fucking small with seats lined so fucking closely packed that its squeezier than those seats on the really old SBS buses. i mean like what the fuck man.. the seats are so close together my legs are literally squashed inbetween.
stuff like plain water/juice/food which are usually complimentary/included in ticket price with other airlines do not apply here. you have to BUY it off the fucking cart like the old lady pushing the food card in the hogwarts express except in this case it sells MINERAL WATER FOR SIX FUCKING BUCKS instead of pumpkin juice.
the conditions in the aircraft are also fucking budget. the aircon is somehow non functional and there is always a faint smell of diesel/kerosene/whatever that fuels the plane when it is not in the air(eg stationary/moving slowly on wheels into the runway)
the staff uniforms are also relatively budget. 1 jetstar t shirt and black jeans was the dress code when i flew to KK(kota kinabalu). but i kinda found the uniform cute on the stewardesses on the return flight (though id wish i could say they were kute as well T.T Apparently appeal isnt in jetstar's requirements for their cabin crew.) some jetstar mandarin collar jetstar t shirt with a black skirt.
so after arriving at kk internationalz airpoot on thursday, took a taxi(30 riggit wtf??!) to the pacific sutera, which was our hotel for the 6 days. its a five star one btw ^^
some pics taken from the room. its a golf course view room.
the pacific sutera is part of a huge chain called sutera harbour resorts which is many many sutera hotels linked and if your a guest at one hotel, you can use facilities at all the other hotels as well.
so the 3 main structures near my hotel is the pacific sutera, the sutera marina and the magellan.
we went to the marina where we are reciprocal members from raffles marina(which basically fucking means that we are entitled to member privileges like 50% food discounts opposed to the 10% hotel guests receive and we can use some facilities that are chargeable for free like the tenniz court, where hotel guests have to pay for the balls, we get it free)
this is what i atez.. 220g sirloin steek and some cocktail called the flying wheelz.
portion was a hell load more than i expected for a fancy place so yes i was satisfied.
after lunch, we went to walk around the harbour and took a cumload of pics but ill just show a few cos im not about to upload like 30 pics just for day 1.
this is the marina main buildingz
diz is teh boats + marina + hotel in brak and white
the hotel on the right side is the pacific sutera(its just beside the marina)
this is the peek of the 3 islands near the hotelz and they are tourist attractions too. went to 2 of em to snorkel on the 4th day.
went to the magellan's ferdinand's(some high crass fine dining restaurant) for dinnar.
this is like some starter tingy, tomato something something i cant remember. its hardly the size of my fingernail.
this is the appetizer. crabmeat salad. tastes like heaven and the price would take you there as well(about 100 RM which is like 50 bucks sgd). portion is like 1 spoon only T.T
this is the sorbet given after the soup(i ordered some lobster tingy. i took a pic but im lazy to upload cos i felt it sux bad) its also really small. just one bite size.
this is my main course. their signature lamb rack thingy. portion is so dam cmi and the price even more cmi(like 170RM)
this is me with all the bread provided
oh and they had bands(i dont know if you can call 2 guys with a guitar each and 1 guy with a double bass a band but oh what the fuck) walking around playing acoustic/oldies songs and i asked them to play 21 guns but they couldnt so they did their version of New Divide originally by linkin parkz. and later on they sang apologize.
the video is all blur shitty cos there was hardly any light in the restaurant and my handphone cam doesnt do too well in dark places.. the audio is not bad though.. you might wana crank it up to hear the lyrics.. some minor wrong lyrics at some places but i still think its kinda cool
DAY TOO
haz no pictures cos we went to their city and i am AWED. just before the city there are lotsa SLUMS just like in district 9 i was so convinced any moment a praun would come out and ask for cat food.
all i can say is i doesnt likes going to cities in less developed countries cause its busy, crowded and usually doesnt sell what you want unless what you want is pretty basic like say.. a toothbrush. my parents dragged me there trying to find a 1k degree diving mask.. which is obviously not possible since even sg doesnt carry any. i sound like a spoilt brat.. i very the adventurous de hor
DAY 3
we is goes to the park at mount kinabalu! which is at the base of the mountain. its like the highest mountain is SEA or something so everyone is making a big big big hoooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa out of this shit.
this is a rest stop at some town half way up there. as you can sees it already welly high ups and we arent even at the foot of the mountain yet so its very the highs!
some pics of the area around the town.
this is me with mount kinabalu at the very back.
we also went to the botanical gardens there. its part of the tour package.. kinda rip off one.. the most plants there sg also have -.-
then we went to the kinabalu mountain tree canopy walk. i took only one pic cos they charge money for cameras brought in so i sneaked mine in and only managed to take a shot when there were no rangers around. he was busy morphing. its like this planked bridge with ropes about 1 km in the air connected to trees. there are 4 of em. the bridge is like highs in the air!
yes im afraid of heights but i managed to cross all of em quite quickly cos i dint exactly feel scared. i think im only afraid of heights when the bottom is some man made thing like a concrete floor or a road. or maybe its because i told myself. if you fall, you wont die! youll prolly just snap your spine on one of the tree branches on the way down and become a vegetable. hot girls on diets EAT vegetables.
then we is go to the poring hot springs. its kinda crap really.. its like those budget shit we have in sg as well. majority locals over there drowning themselves in sulphuric hot water as though it would give them protective shields and they would live forever after dipping into the waters. i dint go down fyi.. the dirty water turned me off. not that i had any intention of going in anyways. weather so hot alrdy still go hot springs.. why not just dig your way into the earth's core? or just die and go to hell then ull get warmth for ever
i think i enjoyed the mountain the most cos its really really cooling out there and at night it can go as low as 10 degrees! so cool! the people living there have perma free air con..
day 4, went snorkelling in their island, manukan and sapi and it fucking sucked. corals are mostly dead or not existant and i only mostly saw fishes around. it might be the typhoon and strong current and winds cos this isnt the best season but i think its more due to some brainless tourists stepping on corals with fins and destroying them and over time the reefs disappear all togethers.
no pictures.. cos seriously, how the fuck do i take pictures in the water with my handphone?
day 5 was spent lazing around the place and taking random pictures..
im flying mother fuckers take a look at me!
day 6 is today and all i took was pics from the airplane..
im above cloud 9
maphack disabled fog of war online(cos the clouds are blocking everything from sight)
oh and i bought this shit from the popular store at KK city centrepoint mall. cost like 100bucks RM. its a hard cover. they are selling paperbacks in sg for 40 so i guess this isnt too bad. it has huge fonts too for illiterate people like me. i hope they have many color-me pages too and colored picture pages.
all in all i say this trip was a fuck yea! minus the lack of visual appeal in the airplanes and the city.
i dont know if its because the hotel is a 5 star one but the service in all their outlets/facilities(restaurants/pool bar/ towel counter) is extremely good! its something youll prolly nv see in a 5 star hotel in sg like shangrila/ mandarin hotel. though most staff lack advanced english speaking capabilities, they spout thank you alot.
when they serve you they always say enjoy your _____ (dinner/lunch/drink/cum) and when you leave they would pull the chair for you and what not. i feel they are really friendly. but lots of them cant really speak english so when you need something its really hard to communicate.
theres this time when a waiter wanted to pour ice water for me but i covered my cup and said im fine he said YES! and i was ............??!!??!?!?!??!?!
something else to say fuck yea about...
my platinum hsbc visa card and choice card has arrived! now i can beat the queue at gv using the visa platinum queue ^^ and also maybe buy some sanitary pads and paste it all over my walls from guardian using the choice card? just joking
why, do almost all the contestants on singapore idol speak like the average american teenage girl with a 'like' linking every single broken sentence.
its really irritating and makes you look like you cant string enough words together to make sense without using like to complete a sentence.
unless of course you use it LIKE.. LIKE BOOMZ!
like you know.. this song is like so cool like you know. when i was young i was like.. i had balls like.. balls!
ok ill be LIKE going to LIKE kota LIKE kinabalu LIKE tomorrow morning so ill be LIKE not in zinkapour for LIKE six days so LIKE dont try to ring ring me or LIKE sms me unless you want to LIKE pay extra for roaming charges. unless of course its LIKE an emergency LIKE when your about to eat your own LIKE testicle alive. In that case, LIKE video call me since you wont LIKE be alive after eating your own testicle so you dont have to LIKE worry about money LIKE right?
my dads gona LIKE bring his laptop which is like a 1.6ghz core 2 duo and intel graphics media accelerator and im gona LIKE put some shit LIKE wc3 and garena and msn into my LIKE thumbdrive and since there is LIKE free internet, we is cans communicatedness at nite when LIKE i is boreded or LIKE when theres nothing else to do.
keith says it LIKE has nice beaches but i hope LIKE there are nice bitches there
ok so long stories shorted i is gone overed the seas tomorrow so dont LIKE ring a ring me unless you wana use more $$kaching$$. if need be leave an offline msn message.
ps: it IS LIKE very very hard to LIKE string enough words to LIKE make sense without using LIKE cos it makes me feel LIKE whole and warm and all fuzzy inside when i say LIKE. Thats why i say LIKE about a 100 times in a sentence to LIKE get a point across
Im a not so typical 18 year old guy named Reuben Ng. Im relatively eccentric at times but most of the time Im as sane as barney the purple dinosaur.
Some of my friends call me Reub,my history teacher started the trend when he decided Reuben was a really long name and I wasnt too impressed with snorlax. I used to sleep alot in secondary school but now im suffering from a sleep disorder called Insomnia. I wonder sometimes if its because some secondary school teacher put a curse on me to never sleep again so that I would never sleep in class again.
My parents have convinced themselves that Im a computer game addict but the truth is, they cant differentiate a computer game from wikipedia.
High tech gadgets turn me on but most of the time, certain female homosapiens do as well.
I enjoy music that fall under these genres -emo,rock,alternative and power metal. I kinda hate most happy light hearted songs. It makes me boil wondering whats there to be happy about.
While Im not busy overclocking my laptop to obtain out of this world benchmark scores or trying to fry an egg on it with the heat produced, I ponder about our existence and what lies after death. I would give almost anything to live forever.
I often have desperate needs to express myself using vulgarities because the english language hardly has non offensive words that would allow me to convey my message in the appropriate tone.
However, senseless use of offensive words serves no other purpose than helping me confirm that your mentally crippled.
If I sound interesting to you and you would like to know me, you can add me on a microsoft network service called Windows Live messenger service. My account is rubyboy79@hotmail.com. Take note though, that I am straight.
If you want to take it to the next level and maybe ring me up for coffee, you can call my imbalanced cell at 9231827495817273849587273. Take note also, that I would probably reject your offer since caffeine would worsen my inability to sleep.
Reviewing and critisizing is my interest, so you may leave review requests on my tagboard if you like.
Disclaimer
I never really did understand most disclaimers on other blogs as they do nothing to protect the author or justify anything.
Well mines going to be different.
THE AUTHOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY, AND I MEAN ANY FORM OF DURESS,UNHAPPINESS,ANGER OR LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS. ANY REFERENCES TO ANY PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE IS PROBABLY COINCIDENTAL. HOWEVER, SOMETIMES IT IS INDEED INTENTIONAL. HAVE A NICE DAY!
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