It states that I should log into NS portal and complete my pre enlistment documentation which consists of entering my full name and education level followed by something like my family tree details. this is probably to check if you are some how related to the lovely immortal dynasty. After about 30-45 mins(or so it states) of doing the above, im supposed to book a medical checkup date to have my balls jingled(not literally). It consists of a medical assessment, blood sample collection and some other stuff like a computerized iq test.
now this last bit has gotten me all so excited simply because id love to see how the saf's iq test compares to those from mensa and highiqsociety.
now the part about it being computerized is what makes me peeved. imagine the following occuring:
*gets into a chair and looks at the screen and presses START TEST button*
*gets questions like what is 1+3*
*gets the feeling similar to the picture below because it appears to be easy*
and then....
then youll be going
(sean is going to start flaming me for relatively inappropriate use of this meme)
and then it'll be this
then youll be like
which will affect your entire test even if you retake it because you lose up to 40% of your iq level when you are angry, depending on your rage level.
at this point you would probably be angry enough to swallow a cpu chip whole so im guessing your iq takes the full 40% dive to around 60-70 points.
when you get to your new computer(still fuming of course) these questions will appear
of course you might still get them right but bear in mind your iq level has suffered a 40% drop which together with panic and annoyance, could give you shitty results!
so youll end up like
no matter what your iq may seem to be to the saf, youll still get lots of shit... so..........
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