Im a not so typical 20 year old guy named Reuben Ng. Im relatively eccentric at times but most of the time Im as sane as barney the purple dinosaur.
Some of my friends call me Reub,my history teacher started the trend when he decided Reuben was a really long name and I wasnt too impressed with snorlax.
I used to sleep alot in secondary school but now Im suffering from a sleep disorder called Insomnia. I wonder sometimes if its because some secondary school teacher put a curse on me to never sleep again so that I would never sleep in class again.
My parents have convinced themselves that Im a computer game addict but the truth is, they cant differentiate a computer game from wikipedia.
High tech gadgets turn me on but most of the time, certain female homosapiens do as well.
I enjoy music that fall under these genres -emo,rock,alternative and power metal. I hate most happy light hearted songs, especially if they are without meaning.
While Im not busy overclocking my laptop to obtain out of this world benchmark scores or trying to fry an egg on it with the heat produced, I ponder about our existence and what lies after death. I would give almost anything to live forever.
I often have desperate needs to express myself using vulgarities because the english language hardly has non offensive words that would allow me to convey my message in the appropriate tone.
However, senseless use of offensive words serves no other purpose than helping me confirm that you are mentally crippled.
If I sound interesting to you and you would like to know me better, you can add me on a microsoft network service called Windows Live messenger service. My account is rubyboy79@hotmail.com. Take note though, that I am straight.
If you want to take it to the next level and maybe ring me up for coffee, you can call my imbalanced cell at 9231827495817273849587273. Take note also, that I would probably reject your offer since caffeine would worsen my inability to sleep.
Reviewing and critisizing is my interest, so you may leave review requests on my tagboard if you like.
Disclaimer
I never really did understand most disclaimers on other blogs as they do nothing to protect the author or justify anything.
Well mines going to be different.
THE AUTHOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY, AND I MEAN ANY FORM OF DURESS,UNHAPPINESS,ANGER OR LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS. ANY REFERENCES TO ANY PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE IS PROBABLY COINCIDENTAL. HOWEVER, SOMETIMES IT IS INDEED INTENTIONAL. HAVE A NICE DAY!
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