Thursday, December 1, 2011

addicted to the way we crash and fall

so i bought something from amazon on black friday, and was anxiously anticipating the arrival of my purchase when i saw this





its not hard to imagine how hard i fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ed when i saw that.

i mean come on, its already in singapore and it has cleared customs. what could the external delay possibly be? was it the pouring rain that swept all the dhl trucks into the sea? or was it that my item was frozen due to the sub zero temperatures it was exposed to in the air cargo hold?

or maybe someone ate it by mistake.


HOW CAN DELIVERY BE DELAYED FOR MORE THAN 12 HOURS WHEN THE ITEM IS ALREADY IN THE COUNTRY???????????????????

why is it that i run into issues every single time i deal with things that have to be shipped, delivered or mailed? the global postal/delivery service council/committee must have flagged me for terrible service because there hasnt been a single delivery that ive received that wasnt late,delayed or messed up.

i guess the estimated delivery date is some sort of consolation. at least if it comes on 4th dec i can technically say it arrived early despite being delayed in singapore for 3 days.

i do hope it comes tomorrow, so that ill at least have something to look forward to besides vomitting and sitting in the toilet.

ive gotten 3 days mc for food poisoning and viral infection which essentially makes this week, a 1 and a half day work week for me. if jon sees this im quite sure hes gona fuuuuuuuuuuuu harder than i fuuuuuuu ed when i saw the delay. which is why im saying it here any way trollface.jpg


since everyone in the usual gang has been enlisted, i hardly have anyone to talk to or crap with when im bored. i have so much free time i can plot the assasination  of the teletubbies and still have time to think about a thousand ways to make barney(the purple dinosaur, not stinson) and friends(dj, baby bop etc) never smile again.

come to think of it, i might have lobotomized blue, the crazy blue bitch that loves to leave muddy footprints all over the place thinking it's a cute and creative way to make everyone sherlock holmes, in one of my dreams when i dozed off while staring at currency boards.

i am rather disappointed with my blackberry. i like how it is fluid and mostly lagless but the applications available for blackberries are just pathetic. most apps are iphone app rip offs and some fundamental apps either missing or not working properly eg: internet radio app.

its also really shitty having a non cam phone cos for some reason, ive been witnessing many photo worthy(or stomp worthy) events and i just cant take a pic cos i dont have a cam phone!

ive got to go now cos my ass is screaming to make contact with a toilet seat cover and my stomach is encouraging it.